Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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