its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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