I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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