it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Floor bacon is actually really good
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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