quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
wow bdsm is so cute
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