yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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