omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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