oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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