would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize