One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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