We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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