Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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