Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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