Sponge bath it is.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
