there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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