Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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