i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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