so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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