So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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