would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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