my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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