once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
There's always time for handjobs
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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