The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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