Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i would punch a child for taco bell
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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