worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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