Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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