When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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