I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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