Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Randomize
