Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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