no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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