discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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