I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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