i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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