I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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