Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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