I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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