It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
The struggles of a small town man whore
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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