You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Be still, my beating vagina.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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