I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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