Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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