Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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