life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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