North Korea, Best Korea!
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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