do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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