She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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