We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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