Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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