Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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