And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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