So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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