hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
And then he peed in my hair
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